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the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.
after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut
by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007
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Racket The Raccoon

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.
by Racket The Coon July 4, 2011
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punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.
"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."
by ignition_b June 4, 2012
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slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007
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Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.
Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.
by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018
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don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)
Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011
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the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.
Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!
by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008
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