The puss

A euphemism for the female genitalia, or sex, or "gettin' yo dick sucked"

"hey man did you get you the puss last night?"

"hell yeah brah, that thang was slammin'."

by nna4lyfe January 11, 2010

The Puss

That which is not to be hated on. There are three rules of The Puss:
1) Hit the puss like there's no tommorrow.
2) Never hate on the puss.
3) Ya gotsta protect The Puss with lethal force.

Joe: I turned down some Puss last night.
Bill: What!?
Joe: I just didn't feel like hitting The Puss.
Bill: We've been friends since we were babies, but I'm afraid this has to be done, pusshater!
<Bill kills Joe.>
Bill: Never hate on The Puss!

by Sean and Andy December 2, 2004

The Puss

A facial expression usually by female to represent anger or disapointment.

He Mike did she give you The Puss today?

by deltaquebec July 29, 2014

the puss fic

The Puss Fic is a kinky fanfic in which Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross have frisky anal

It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic

by ThePussFic March 10, 2018

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

Shock the Puss

Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.

BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"

by John Gladney August 25, 2006

beg-puss (begging the puss)

Adjective

1
beg-puss: A desperate male that exudes desperation
(craving the puss). He is likely to throw cock at puss at any given opportunity, with no shame what-soever.

2
begging the puss; A shameless individual displaying extreme desperation
to get the 'puss'

Beg-puss (Begging the puss)
Example 1:

Mark: Did you see how Paul was going on last night?
Dave: Yea he was going on like a proper 'beg-puss'.

Example 2:

Sharon: Mary, Your man wouldn't leave me alone last

night. He wouldn't stop begging the puss.

Mary: What you calling my man a beg-puss?

by Side-parted biff and Sik human July 15, 2014