The Cali

Fisting a guy's ass until loose enough to insert the balls inside then after natural tightening up stand up to pop them out....

My gay friend picked up a stranger last night at the bar and pulled the Cali on him.

by Cajunpapa85 June 13, 2018

the king of cali

Smoke is the king of cali. this is from the movie biker boyz

at the end smoke loses his title as king. biker boyz is an awesome movie!!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Ed April 7, 2005

The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020

the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

by Ymetho December 11, 2017

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

The calileo effect

The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeed correct.

THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION

Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"

Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"

by The creative writer July 2, 2020

The California Way

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."

by PLil December 18, 2008