The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018