Acronym for:
"Thank God it's Friday('s)"
Now a popular saying, marking the end of the working week and hence attempting to relate the consumer's happiness at the end of the week to going to TGI Friday's and celebrating the weekend.
"Hey, I've had a hell of a week, TGIF(riday); let's go to TGI Friday's and have some fun!"
TGI Friday's the place were all the surrounding white trash,blacks, and just complete horrible people gather to eat horribly greasy food and lie about it being they're birthday for the free desert and REALLY shitty birthday clap.
horrible customer person: yo can i git me one of them bench things
Busser/seater: you mean a booth?
horrible customer person: shut it cracka
OR
stupid customer in middle of meal: i already ate half of my chicken but decided it was cold and there is burnt stuff on it i dont like it and demand you buy me and my familys dinner because of this
servers thought: what a fucking moron you just ate half the food and expect me to get my manager to buy you this when your almost done? fuck you.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*