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testetuck 

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.
Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive
testetuck by j.bligh October 29, 2008

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!
Gotta watch out for those testetraps.
Testetrap by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

testitus 

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.
Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.
testitus by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009

testette 

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.
We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

Testitickle 

A tickling of the balls, may or may not be fetish induced.
1. I love it when my girlfriend testitickles me.

2. These boxers keep giving me a testitickle.
Testitickle by AliNic February 11, 2009