A car that started production in 2008. One of the fastest fwd producion cars in the world, both on the 1/4mile and road courses, even tho it is still underestimated by both the tuner and muscle crowd but it is earning its reputation by winning races. This version of the of the cobalt ss responds VERY well to basic modifications, in some cases gaining 50whp and 100wtq off of a tune alone thanks to the STOCK twinscroll k04 turbo. The main downside to this car is that without a tune anything you do to the car performance wise is a waste of time and money because the ECU will not let you gain any peak hp or tq due to the "learn down" system. Thankfully once you get past the initial down fall of the "learn down" system the car is great, and so is the 2.0L motor that is basically fully built from factory and proven to be able to hold up to 550hp stock.
yo did you see that cobalt at the track he ran 12.6 @ 114 on street tires, i thought he had a ton of money under the hood but when i talked to him and he said all he had done was a tune, downpipe, and a drop in air filter... i NEED to get a cobalt ss/tc right now
by Widowedeight October 15, 2009
by TC Ender February 18, 2019
This car is often clapped out by kids who wanna be in the act scene. Unfortunately this FWD car guarantees that the driver is homosexual and has had sex with multiple men.
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by GodCreator/Killer February 20, 2023
Also, know as Schelp, TCS is for rich or wannabe rich students. Most of them are dumb or their parents sent them there because they had no friends or got into a bad friend group. But, there is a rare case where they are perfect like Mimi g.
by sqaureupfam October 19, 2020
A strange metaphysical force that compels one to doodle incessantly while playing the guitar. Adding notes to songs where they shouldn't be. Alternativley: Adult Attention Deficit Disorder & just being an annoying Tired Old Man.
by Thick Daddy May 22, 2003
its when a mans penis is abnormally thick and not so generous in length therfore symbolic of a tuna can
by tac March 28, 2005