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taking a shower 

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
taking a shower by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

Taking a shower 

A term referring to masterbation.
Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

Taking a Shower 

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke
Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.
Taking a Shower by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022

grandma taking a shower 

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026