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Bitch if you dont take your dick outa my woman. It's gonna be your T2D.
T2D by UnknownTruth February 2, 2004
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Time to die. That moment when you realise Justin Bieber is married but you are not.
Dude 1: "Shit man looks like Justin Bieber got married it seems"

Dude 2: "T2d man!"
T2D by Shanmuga December 27, 2019

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) 

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

T2Darlantan 

A popular vlogger, first made famous on youtube and now resides on bliptv.

His real name is Jason King.
New guy: "Dude, have you heard of this T2Darlantan guy?"

Guy 2: "Duh, he's famous on youtube. I'm a part of his army!"
T2Darlantan by Matt Down June 21, 2011

T2Darlantan 

Some guy that got popular by faking he had Diablo 3 Beta. Is known on Youtube.

"Very Fat Things"

He plays video games, has a more Internet social life rather than an outside social life. And despite popular belief, isn't a virgin.
T2Darlantan:"I like doing very fat things"
T2Darlantan by Trumbul January 29, 2009

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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