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Tournament of Bitches.

Take the 64 team NCAA March Madness Bracket and fill it out with 64 females of your choice, 4 brackets with rankings 1-16. Normally, a group of males will be in charge of the TOB and you will have a selection committee to vote on the designated match up between two females. Winner advances. Continue until Champion. Present female with trophy after completion of the TOB.

It is supposed to be ran the same way of the tournament, so when there is a game on TV, where that game is in the bracket, those females face each other. Who ever looks better that day wins.

Also, Make sure to keep it a secret from everyone, including the girls competing in the tournament. You do not want them to have any biased decisions when decided what to wear in the morning.
Ex 1:
Brian: Dude I know my girlfriend is a #1 seed and all but she just didn't bring her A game today. I can't believe she is wearing a hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants today. She's definitely not getting my vote today, but I am also dumping her ass after class. I can't believe she let me down like that.

Ex 2:
Brad: Dude did you see Kelly in those white pants she was wearing today?

Mike: Yeah, her ass looks great, especially with that purple g-string she is wearing. If she keeps it up she will have an easy road to the championship game.

Ex 3:
Man, the T.O.B. is pretty dramatic this year. You would have thought #3 seed, Jenny, was a shoe in today against #14 seed Gina, but those sweatpants Jenny wore just didn't cut it and Gina definitely brought her A game.
T.O.B. by Floseidon January 5, 2010
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Thugged Out Beyond All Recognition - referring to a person, place or thing that is a little to ghetto for ones liking

(derrived from FUBAR)
Dude, that black guy over there with the Mr. T chains on and the fireman boots on is TOBAR
T.O.B.A.R by Craw Diddy June 5, 2004
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An adjective used to describe white males with really loose pants and can only afford marijuana.

Direct opposite of prep, who can afford luxuries such as cocaine and Minute Maid Orange Juice.
Bitch, put my belt back on me when you're done, you don't want me lookin T.O.B.A.R.
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E.T.O.B. 

Estimated Time Of Blackout, a guess of what time of the night you will be "blacked out" due to the consumption of alcohol.
"After those 4 tequila shots, my E.T.O.B. is about 20 minutes from now"
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F.T.O.B.E. 

Finger Tapping On the Brown Eye. Anal stimulation with a finger.
He was very surprised when I tried a little F.T.O.B.E.
F.T.O.B.E. by Highwayglitter February 8, 2004

F.T.O.B. 

My wife Sandi is a F.T.O.B. !
F.T.O.B. by Carib71 October 15, 2018

B.A.T.O.B. 

Booty And Tig-O-Bitties

basically if a girl has a booty and big boobs thats what she is....BATOB...its a nickname more or less...
hey B.A.T.O.B....my friends call me Batob its my nickname...
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