T.A. Syndrome 

The feeling of overwhelming laziness and depression after working in the 12th ave. home for Shabbos.

I just got home and I'm too lazy to take a shower... I think I have T.A. Syndrome.

T.A. Syndrome by Gary Cohen May 28, 2022

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome

Condition stemming from illusory correlation, often perceiving everything to be the BEST based on little-to-no evidence; usually leads to ruthless shut-down by a gentleman (who's name rhymes with LION).

A: "wow this jawn is the BEST"
B: "no it's not"
A: "true"
B: "sigh.. just ask Aaron what t.a.e.h.o. syndrome is"
C: "wait what"

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome by anuuge June 12, 2019

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome 

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.

I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014

TA Syndrome

This is a condition common to those that have served/are serving for the Territorial Army in which they delude themselves with grandeur and demand respect in day to day "civi" life based on the fact they are in to TA.

People with this syndrome do not suffer since a secondary symptom is being utterly oblivious to how they are despised by the real army and civilians alike.

Not all members of the Territorial Army have this syndrome, but those that do can be detected by the fact they will bring up the fact that they are in the TA within seconds of starting conversation.

Bartender: You waiting mate?

Dean: Ahh, umm, I'll have a double whiskey and lemonade. We don't get chance for all this lazing around you lot do in the TA, this is the first drink I've had in five months.

Bartender to regular: What a cunt.

Regular: Yeah, TA Syndrome.

TA Syndrome by Polio Bear March 12, 2009