by kyle<3thong June 16, 2005
Get the T Hong mug.Another name for a thong. A piece of sting that sits between the butt cheeks. It drives a man wild with thoughts of promiscous sexual encounters. Wearing a t-honger is sexier than wearing no underwear at all. Unlike normal g-strings, a t-honger can only be worn by women and comes only in size small and extra small.
Robby promised to save himself till marriage, but after seeing Lindsay in a laced t-honger he reneged his commitment and tapped that ass in the backseat of his minivan.
by P-nigs January 22, 2011
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The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
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