symphonic band 

A calm version of life.
Marching band

What are you doing tomorrow?
Symphonic Band.
Next day?
Band.
Everyday?
Band, duh.

symphonic band by MaeBaby October 15, 2015

Symphonic band 

A symphonic band is simply a band for smarter and more advanced musicians. People who were put in a concert band are rejects that didn't make the symphonic band.

The symphonic band has much more advanced music, for much more advanced musicians.

Symphonic band by Symphonic band October 13, 2015

Symphonic band auditions 

Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil

Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions

Symphonic band auditions by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008