I got early swimmer s in my pants
by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017
by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 20, 2021
by Libbydunn February 15, 2024
by Libbydunn February 15, 2024
An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
by FrigOff April 08, 2014
by TylerMemer99 December 13, 2017
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019