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Swim Practice

a rigorous activity that hard-core swimmers take part in. often involving a large amount of pain and lack of breathing. Also involving a "Coach" that screeches that you are not reaching your full potential. Speedoes are necessary at swim practice.
sorry, i cannot attend your hopping shin-dig, for i must go to swim practice!
Swim Practice by cam-bam the ram November 29, 2004
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Swim Practice

the two hours of the day where our coach pushes us to swim the length of the pool about 100 times or more. afterwards you are tired and feel like you can't breath.
I think i am going to die at swim practice today.
Swim Practice by anounamous December 15, 2008

swim practice

the worst possible thing one can think of. usually involving a coach named mark that likes to punish you which is slightly offset by the hot girls there. one especially catches my attention. never go to swim practice!!!
swim practice by 10 second tom December 14, 2004

Swim practice

Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.
Leah: "wanna hang out today?"

Me: "sorry I have swim practice"

Leah: "what about tomorrow?"

Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"
Swim practice by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026