*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.
by Ryan Holmes June 22, 2006
A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.
Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?
by dream_team_agentzero October 17, 2011
by McKraut August 23, 2010
when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
by iaquinta May 19, 2007
During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
by Bekimz March 9, 2007
by I<3swedish meatballs May 4, 2023