Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!

Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!

by Golden Rod February 21, 2010

Sweaty balls

not washing leaving an awful smell

Katy:omg i have Oscar head he has sweaty balls so stinky!
Jeremy:haha!

by yavavchocobabe September 9, 2020

Sweaty Flopper

A man who is an idiot, stupid or boofhead.
Also known as someone who is not good at playing fortnight.

Omg, you are such a sweaty flopper.

by July 30, 2023

Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face

I gave him the sweaty grandad.

by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021

sweaty nads

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

by hshshdjpdbdkdhd February 14, 2016

Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour

I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going

by BKing19 February 20, 2012

sweaty crece

The space between your fum and 4finger

My paper cut on my sweaty crece is sore

by Cronkers69 January 11, 2021