A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let'
s not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it'
s their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of
narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the
Extra Moms who worry more about their "
Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion
f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)