Svala 

Svala is a beautiful girl and is a usual Sagittarius and has an Icelandic origin. She has a great personality and can be a real a**hole sometimes. She says that she's not beautiful and no one can tell her that because she won't accept it, but she is. She hates almost everyone but like 3 close friends and that's all.

Person 1:That girl is hot
Person 2:Oh her, that's svala
Person 1:Wooooah
Person 2:I know right, she looks so tough too.
Person 1:I like a girl who's strong like her

Svala by Lovely_redhead May 10, 2019

svala 

An Icelandic name and translates to martin. Svala is the most beautiful person you will ever meet and she has amazing hair. Overall she is the best thing to ever happen to you. She's smart, funny and just perfect

Wow that girl looks so good! I bet her name is Svala

svala by kokt potatis January 23, 2017

svala 

Likes anime, nice, likes horses, Swedish birdname

There is a bird named Svala

svala by I am The best around January 25, 2017

svala 

A Svala is a person in Iceland who is a GREAT nurse who specialises in cancer and oncology. She is usually in the great town of keflavik

Svala is a great mum

svala by Svalalover0110 April 18, 2017

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017