by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022
by Jessikahsuzie November 23, 2021
by gamebytes April 19, 2022
-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
by IFillAVoid December 29, 2011
by tqbqthq July 31, 2021
The infamous shock piece that Encyclopedia Dramatica dredged up from the mid-1990s that floated around chatrooms in the era. It could been the piece that inspired three to even attempt what this conveyed. I am not going to go into details but will say it's pretty sick. The origins of this was from a site called usernet as some of the boards as they noted get quite nasty for the era, the Encyclopedia Dramatica before they were even a thought. This place was noted for employing leet speak before LiveJournal blogtroll decided to harass those on AIM with it as some pulled out the infamous forerunner to copypasta and invade chatrooms with segments of this sick narrative.
If you wonder where Jared Fogle got the idea for his infamous spree think that old usernet dribble that the trolls Encyclopedia Dramatica pulled up.
others -- don't say it.
You're talking about 'Raping Lil Suzy'
others -- don't say it.
You're talking about 'Raping Lil Suzy'
by illinoishorrorman January 24, 2018
Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*
Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy
Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy
by Rotten Turkey July 22, 2022