This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 16, 2014
Suzie Gonzalez is cool
by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 2, 2022
A girl who pretends to be someone she's not .she likes to dress to impress and often makes boys believe they are special.shes a cunner!
by People's favorite person March 15, 2017
by slayer467788843 October 16, 2019
A female that holds down a man that is locked up. She sends commissary and letters with pictures intact.
Inmate #1: you got my 3 cigs you owe me
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
by PetyrBerg May 2, 2018