A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.
by octopus August 18, 2006
The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.
Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.
Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.
Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"
~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"
~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
by The Ugly One March 22, 2004
A vehicle driven by Karens who think that because their parents drove a minivan it's automatically uncool to drive one.
They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
2000: I'm not going to drive a minivan, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
by E hates Q September 22, 2019
by AgentM September 22, 2003
noun. Massive behemoths of "automobiles" that have the gas mileage of a supertanker. Though designed to be used off-road, 99.99% of the mentally retarded people that buy them use them to drive around urban and suburban areas with usually one person in it. Sported by 125 pound blonde women(meaning they can't drive for shit, even in a real automobile)
Fun to sabotage, then see the look on the face of the ugly middle aged women who is just wasting space on the earth.
The Acronym 'SUV' stands for
Supremely
Unwieldly
Vehicle
Fun to sabotage, then see the look on the face of the ugly middle aged women who is just wasting space on the earth.
The Acronym 'SUV' stands for
Supremely
Unwieldly
Vehicle
If you have an SUV, you are either:
A) Retarded
B) An off-roader
C) woman who needs to feel big
D) Male who needs a lot of compensation
A) Retarded
B) An off-roader
C) woman who needs to feel big
D) Male who needs a lot of compensation
by Potato Reborn March 8, 2004
Satan's Utility Vehicle. Nothing more than an irresponsible, gaz-guzzling, status symbol bought and operated by sexualty frustrated housewives, trophywives and suburban soccer moms who think they own the road and believe it requires a 3-ton monstrocity to haul 2 kids to practice while their cheating, corporate executive husbands are off banging their secretary. An SUV can often be seen occupying two parking spaces so it won't be hit by another "inferior" vehicle.
An SUV is an absolutely worthless, irresponsible automobile that does nothing but serve as a status cymbol to show off your money to others as if we care how much money you have. All SUVS are incredibly irresponsible to the environment and should be outlawed.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 24, 2008