Sutcliffe's Gamble 

The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.

Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.

Sutcliffe's Gamble by Dan Sutcliffe February 23, 2011

Sutcliffe syndrome 

Two heterosexual guys who have a really close friendship so they almost are misstaken to be gay. They share everything in life, limitless, but are not lovers.

Origin: The myth around the friendship between John Lennon and Stuart Sutcliffe before he died at a very young age.

"It was a clear case of Sutcliffe syndrome when John and I met. We acted like lovers, wanted to be by eachothers side all the time."

"I thought I was becoming gay. I was captured by Mike in a really odd way. Since that day we have been partners in crime; soulmates"

Sutcliffe syndrome by NeoBoy May 29, 2007

Sutcliffe Surrogate 

When you are sexually attracted to your siblings, but instead of boshing them you bosh people who look like them.

Hey Tom, your girlfriend looks awfully like your sister?
Yes pal, she's a Sutcliffe surrogate!

Sutcliffe Surrogate by MATTeuph December 11, 2012

Stu Sutcliffe 

Original bassist of The Beatles.

Guy 1: Do you know who Stu Sutcliffe is?
Everyone: No.

Stu Sutcliffe by The Alex Basso June 19, 2008

Stuart Sutcliffe 

Was the original bassist of the greatest rock group in the history of the world. The Beatles. Stu was with the band from the very beginning in 1960 during their stint as a strip club band in Hamburg Germany. He was a mediocure musician at best, and was only in the band because of the close friendship he had with group leader John Lennon. Stu played bass with the Beatles untill his unfortunate, pre-mature, and untimely death in 1962 of a brain hemorage. He was then replaced by known Beatle bassist Paul McCartney, once and for all.

Stu was also, and most significantly known as an artist, for his abstract paintings. He was also infatuated with a German existentialist/ Photographer Astrid Kercher, who met the Beatles at an early Beatle/Hamburg gig at the Kaiserkeller Club.

Stuart Sutcliffe was the bassist for The Beatles, before Paul McCartney.

Stuart Sutcliffe by sicada July 17, 2006

Peter Sutcliffe 

A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.

Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!

Peter Sutcliffe by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

dakota sutcliffe 

A man or a woman who would burn their bar down for $1.5 Million dollars to escape being $1 Million in debt. The bar they own is called Chuggies Sports Bar and it would not be wise to visit this bar on July 31st 2021.
(Credit for the creation of Dakota Sutcliffe belongs to AMTA for the case they made in 2021-2022)

Who’s the defendant’s name? Oh that defendants name is Dakota Sutcliffe

dakota sutcliffe by Mocktrialdefinitionsandmore November 24, 2021