Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.
Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)