Sushi Turn Over 

It's a sex act when a female and a male get together. And the male ejaculates in her nose filling up the nostrils with semen. The male then slaps the female with his penis on her head as hard as he can. The female then accepts the male's penis to incert her anal. The male then incerts unwantingly to the female a glow-in-the dark stick inside the vagina. Forcing the glow-in-the dark stick back in forth in the vagina. The female yells out loud three times " how you like!!!" with an asian accent. After she says that show some blood and/or get a bucket full of blood. Gargle blood, semen, vomit, and mucus/boogers/snot with the male/female. Whip your ass on the pillow leaving behind a skid mark of crap. The male then turns the female over on her stomach and her back facing him, he ejaculates on her back with loads of semen waiting to spread all over her backside. The female then starts making out with the male's penis while giving the male a blow job, during this process she rams the glow stick hard and fast as she can. The male slams the female and gives her Snorting Dragon. while she is trying to talk she yells out loud five times "Sushi Turn Over". The male whips his ball sack in dog shit covering the entire ball sack, the female sucks on the ball sack until the dog shit is off the male's ball sack. the male and female make out while the female's mouth is full of gooie dog shit.

person 1 - "ay need anything today?"

person 2 - " yeah dog shit, blood, and a glow stick"

person 1 - " sushi turn over?"

person 2 - " fuck yeah!"

Sushi Turn Over by pigwhore November 14, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012