surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

I just puked everywhere surprise!

by besse92 May 9, 2011

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 13, 2021

surpriser

when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python

Doug: How big do you think my dick is?

Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.

by Dieselson41 March 3, 2014

The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them

Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

The Surpriser

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.

Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.

by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010

Surprisement

n.
Ones surprise

He showed his surprisement when he exclaimed the phrase:
"fo' shizzle ma' nizzle my shizer is fux0red"
as he fell off the roof

by MoFoS October 11, 2003

Surprisement

Its is a word that discribes the action immediately after you are surprised!!

A Surprisement burp or a Surprisement fart.

by A.k.a bones December 18, 2011