a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professionalsuper pooper.
Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.
A baby. So called because the mechanics of having a baby are akin to taking a dump but heavier. Credit goes to my friend Diego for inventing this term.
Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.
" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."