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Super Pimp 

One who is tall and obese usually of Guyanese decent characterized by the need to be a metrosexual by going to the gym while on the Atkins diet that he cannot stay on for more than a week. Often described as doofy looking, extremely unintelligent, oblivious, and a virgin whose only goal in life is to attain total happiness by engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely attractive woman. More often than not can be found sitting at home online almost every hour of the day while watching television contemplating whether to talk to a woman online that he had bought $70 dollar shoes for that has no interest in him and is only using him for the sole purpose of money and making CDs.
Mike says, "Just wait till I'm Super Pimp, then I'll be able to fuck 100 girls or more in a year."
Super Pimp by chinkbag March 2, 2005
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Super Pimp 

The coolest, most fly pimp of them all!
Jeff Marjama is a Super Pimp!
Super Pimp by Jeff Marjama June 30, 2003

super pimp slap 

Preferred technique of dealing with trouble (werewolves, smart mouths, guys who hassle ho's) when one is Super Pimp. Super Pimp the character was created by Ninoushka Acevedo-Laboy and first drawn and written by C Lue Disharoon in Super Pimp Special #1 (2014)
Super Pimp crashed the Werewolf Bar Mitvah and delivered a Super Pimp Slap to his number one ho's hirsute attacker.
super pimp slap by Lue Lyron July 6, 2014

super pimpitude 

when one is so totally pimp in one's coolness and assurity as to carry the aura of Super Pimpitude. Can include both the power to dress fly and actually fly. Power granted by the magical pimp cup of Great Granddaddy Pimp.
Benny is so chill and together, you can feel the super pimpitude just radiating off him.
super pimpitude by Lue Lyron July 6, 2014

Superimportant 

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.
Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"
Superimportant by quonerkz January 7, 2010

Supersimpative 

A disease in which the infected person goes through 5 stages of simping. Stage 1 being simping and stage 5 being lethal actions of simping.
We lost the homie, he contracted stage 5 supersimpative!
Supersimpative by Supersimp November 17, 2022