Suicide Pun

A pun so bad that it makes you want to terminate your own life.

"I think he's sitting on Behr's paw."
"HAHA! BEAR PAW! GET IT?"
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*Bang*

"Ugh...Another one lost to the Suicide Pun."

by mechaleprekhan March 4, 2009

suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018