by TeeHee June 27, 2004
What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
by John B Smith October 19, 2006
A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.
Example 1:
Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."
Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."
Gay Person: "Suck my dick."
Normal Person: "I would rather not."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"
Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."
Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."
Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."
Gay Person: "Suck my dick."
Normal Person: "I would rather not."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"
Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."
by Sack of Nuts February 18, 2011
Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.
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