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suck a fat one 

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Used as an insult.

Equivalent to telling someone to fuck off.
Damn you're a douche bag. Go suck a fat one.
suck a fat one by Truuuuu June 21, 2014
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suck a fat one 

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Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.
-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!
suck a fat one by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016
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suck a fat one 

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An insult telling the someone one to suck a d*ick
Person 1: Go suck a fat one!
Person 2: How fat?
Person 1: As fat as your mother
Person 2: Reported
suck a fat one by MeikSemith January 28, 2016
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suck a fat one 

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When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.
suck a fat one by Anonymous April 10, 2004
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