This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans)
when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.
5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have
suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or
credit card ready?