Stump Breakin

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍

George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?

by TooPeaceDark September 26, 2018

stump breaking

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.

My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

Goat Stump Breaking

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010