Stuff Off

It's like saying 'fuck off' but normally used as an extremely serious manner. British term that although does not posses any swear words has a deep meaning.

Dave: Hey man sorry I broke your bike
James: I can't get it fixed, and that bike was a gift from my dad before he left
Dave: It's no big deal, calm down. You need to stop getting so stressed about everything.
James: You know what Dave, stuff off

Stuff Off by AndrewD340 September 8, 2013

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smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

smuff off by lsukev January 13, 2008

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Stuff Off • smuff off • Staff off to • office staff • stuff • stuff and things • Stuff Job • stuff the turkey • Stuff_Of_Legends • stuff and such

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

Staff off to by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

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office staff

n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.

If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!

The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.

office staff by gnostic1 October 10, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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