The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.
Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."
by idontusejelly April 19, 2011
Down syndrome fingers. A girl with very short fingers or shorter than normal fingers that you have a sexual relationship with. Usually used in terms of massage or hand jobs. Mc-Hiney
by Dl19752 October 1, 2018
The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.
Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah
by kirkandorules November 28, 2015
stubhub a sick collection of videos where you watch people stub their toes and scream out in pain for laughter and fetish purposes
by sanxity March 30, 2019
Monitoring a ticket resale website such as stubhub on the day of a concert or sporting event while watching prices fall in order to purchase last minute tickets at the lowest possible price.
by arann86 January 25, 2014