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Stub hub 

A midget dating site.
Hey, I just met this girl on stub hub.

Huh, awesome!

Only problem is that I don't like chicks I can throw more than 4 feet, and I can throw her like 50 feet.
Stub hub by 360xanaxlord January 4, 2017

stub hub 

a condom on a small cock
" watching him try and roll that condom on that tiny cock made me pity his stub hub ass"
stub hub by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Stub Hub 

Hiding the movie ticket on your person and having your partner find it on you.
I played stub hub with my boyfriend last night, he had to search all over for my movie ticket.
Stub Hub by Nine1618 December 17, 2017
A male husband with a short and laughably sized dick. May also be referred to a sub husband regardless of the size.
There is no reason to sell tickets to ride that Stub-Hub.
Stub-Hub by Jon Adams 5 July 18, 2023
The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.
Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."
StubHub by idontusejelly May 9, 2011

Stubhub Roulette 

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.
Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah
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