A group of straight men perform a circle-jerk into a felt Top Hat. The last man to release himself must place the hat (The Stinoval )on his head and let the contents drip into his face and mouth.
Marty was the last one to cum, so he put the Stinoval on his head and was shamed by his peers.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"