Definitions by Stabilo

Beuf 

A sloth and glutton who indulges in alcohol, food, and unemployment so profoundly, their only means of paying their body’s diabetes tax is with their extremities.

Did you hear about The Big Old Beuf? He drank alcohol and ate greasy chicken sleaze his entire life now him and his dick pig wife have diabetes type 2 and their legs are rotting off.

Friend: FUCKIN A MAAAAAAN, I AINT NO BOSS BEUF MAN. I AINT LOSING MY LEGS AND GETTING SUGAR FOOT MAAAAAAAAAAAN

Beuf by Stabilo August 10, 2022

Doorstop 

The act of aiding another male prisoner in a Forced Rape Scenario (FRS) by placing your foot on the back of the rapee's neck and holding him down in an act of courtesy, much like holding a door open for someone.

Anthony was proud to doorstop Marion for his cell-mate Alec.

Doorstop by Stabilo January 10, 2009

Stinoval 

A group of straight men perform a circle-jerk into a felt Top Hat. The last man to release himself must place the hat (The Stinoval )on his head and let the contents drip into his face and mouth.

Marty was the last one to cum, so he put the Stinoval on his head and was shamed by his peers.

Stinoval by Stabilo January 24, 2008