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Strikeforce 

Only the most kick ass mixed martial arts promotion in the world! Recently bought by Zuffa, who owns the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Their shows are professional, high energy and the awesome! Shown on Showtime and Showtime pay-per-view.
Man, you watchin' the Strikeforce show Saturday night? Are you serious homeboy? I would not miss that for the world! Wifey is going over to her sisters and all my boys are comin' over and you're invited!
Strikeforce by ronmetrx1 June 18, 2011
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B-11 Strikeforce 

a fucking shit jet that this dumb cunt TheProfessional thinks it's the best dogfighter in the game but it ain't
oh this chump just pulled out a B-11 Strikeforce lemme go fuck him up with my P996 Lazer
B-11 Strikeforce by bigchungus342 September 14, 2020

llama-sita-strike-force-five 

A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."

Stroker Strike Force 

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.
I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

Anti-Gary Strike Force 

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)
Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"

Strike Force 

A team of crack Police Officers based in Australia, named after their favourite non-alcoholic drink.

The origins of the team are a mystery however it is rumoured the team was created as an Australian sub-section of the Avengers Initiative in order to fight super-villains.

The team consists of around 10 Officers, all of which are only identifiable by a personalised patch they each keep in their possession.

The team is known for excessive violence, high arrest rates, lifting, sexual antics, and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Admission to the team is by invite only. You are not invited!
John - "Mate, did you see how bad that guy was towled-up during that arrest?"

Dave - "Relax bro, that's a Strike Force arrest, old mate is lucky he's not dead."

John - "I can smell alcohol on them."

Dave - "I said RELAX BRO!!!!"
Strike Force by klov3766 March 11, 2020

Nighttime Tremor Strike Force 

a badass group of individuals who strike with unbelievable force during the night. These dudes play such br00tal music that it brings about 'nighttime tremors' or extremly terrifing nightmares while someone is sleeping. Nighttime Tremor Strike Force is taking the world by storm.
i had a scary nightmare lastnight after listening to Nighttime Tremor Strike Force cuz they are so badass!