3 definitions by klov3766

A team of crack Police Officers based in Australia, named after their favourite non-alcoholic drink.

The origins of the team are a mystery however it is rumoured the team was created as an Australian sub-section of the Avengers Initiative in order to fight super-villains.

The team consists of around 10 Officers, all of which are only identifiable by a personalised patch they each keep in their possession.

The team is known for excessive violence, high arrest rates, lifting, sexual antics, and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Admission to the team is by invite only. You are not invited!

The term used to describe a common phenomenon in most workplaces in which a colleague takes a leave of absence and dumps their workload onto their fellow colleagues.

These colleagues, mostly known as “Gav’s”, revel in their ability to pass their work onto others whilst sipping on cocktails on a beach and claiming to be ‘off-sick’ all at the same time.

The term “Getting Gav’d” can be applied to all colleagues in the workplace who fit this persona, simply change the name to fit your asshole colleague – i.e “Getting Phill’d, Getting Gary’d, Getting Shanice’d”

The term used by Police to describe a sex toy found during a search warrant.

A Vernon can be any hand operated implement, up to and including one strapped onto a reciprocating saw. However, this does not cover external enabling equipment such as swings or lubricant.

The origin of the term Vernon is an ancient Police mystery.