Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that livedeep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.
Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.
Centre of the world. Only hated by bitter blue twats with no knowlegde of the word CLASS! offers rare and wonderful sites such as ME, Paki Johns off licence and the spice of life curryjoint. Contains many drug dealers who dont want to 'cap your ass', peacefull as well as scenic!
Easy now, u got 2pac on tape bredbin, sell me a spliff we is in stretty now ya know.