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Strawberry Crapper 

A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
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Strawberry Cramper 

A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.

Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026