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Nun in a jock strap 

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
Nun in a jock strap by anitsanil November 28, 2017

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**
PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

Bent Straw in his mixed drink 

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

stick in the straw 

When the stick goes in and out of the straw
The stick in the straw conjoined and then separated over and over again.