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Strammer Hebel 

Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC
Lorenz: wanga Bangalore

PHIL: JA DAS BIN , der Strammer Hebel sooooooos
LIRENZ:SCHINKEN BAZOOKA MAMÖMAMÖL
Strammer Hebel by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026