Strimmer 

Strimmer aka Streamer is the thing u call ur fav streamer when you want to adress them in chat

*Streamer walks past sidequest object without noticing*
Chat: Hey strimmer! you missed something :zfgmad:

Strimmer by VengeanceU December 15, 2020

Strimmer 

Strimer; Strimming;

To rim a striiper

Bold sexual practice involving a stripper, a bumhole and a bit of rimming - 'Strimming'

'I rimmed a stripper'
'How did that happen?'
'Well, she presented, and I got rimming'
'Urgh, STRIMMER'

Strimmer by Pooh finger October 16, 2009

the strimmer effect 

making a total mess of something due to your inability to realise you simply cant do it.

an effect that is exactly the same as the Dunning Kruger effect except the sufferer refuses to accept their illness.
(the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein people of low ability suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as greater than it is.)

ive explained to laura a dozen times she only thinks she is capable of doing these tasks due to the dunning kruger effect but she carried on making a mess of everything simply due to the strimmer effect.

the strimmer effect by Citz November 25, 2017

joe strummer 

it pains me to say that im the first person to write a decent definition for this great man.
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Joe Strummer (born John Grahm Mellor) was/is the vocalist for one of the most important bands in punk rock The Clash. With a leftist political view and a reggae influence, The Clash rose to the top. The Clash broke up in the late 1980's and Strummer went on to a solo career. In 1995 or so, Joe strummer signed onto Hellcat records with a backing band called The Mescaleros, releasing fourl albums before his death on December 22, 2002

Joe strummer was one of the most amazing vocalists of the 80's.

joe strummer by Dalle October 8, 2005

Scrimmer 

A bloke who gets around like they shouldn't even be allowed to be getting around in the first place. Is unaware of how dumb they are that's how dumb they are.

"oi mate you don't hold a shovel like that. It's upside down you scrimmer"

Scrimmer by brayvo July 23, 2019

joe strummer 

The Fact that I am the first person to write a definition for Joe Strummer is crying shame. Frontman of the greatest punk band ever to play, The Clash, and later the lead singer of Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Joe Strummer, while widely regarded all over the world is still amazingly underrated. More influentual than John Lennon or any other musician, Joe Strummer is quite simply "God."

-Who are the Clash?
-The Clash are the greatest punk group of all time.
-Who is Joe Strummer?
-The second coming.

joe strummer by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

Joe Strummer 

One of the greatest people who ever has or ever will walk the face of this earth. He was a musician, a political activist, and an all around great guy. Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952. Fronted one of the greatest bands of all time, The Clash. After their breakup, he went on to have a solo career and work in film. In 1999, he formed Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, a great band. He died on December 22, 2002, at the age of 50. It just goes to show, only the good die young. RIP.

RIP, Joe Strummer, you were and still are awesome.

Joe Strummer by Clash City Rocker January 7, 2006