Straightupness
Straightupness by Tiger6513 October 28, 2009
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale
This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
Kamina_Crayman straightness scale by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
lesbonic straightness
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
lesbonic straightness by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
Dan's Straightness
Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight
Dan's Straightness by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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