Straightupness

The act of being truthfull. Being honest. Telling the truth.

I ain't lyin this is the straightupness truth brotha!

by Tiger6513 October 28, 2009

Straightness

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo

Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness

by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

by TensaiOre June 10, 2021

lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020