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Straight Panic

When a straight man suddently gets a terror and anxiety inducing feeling, while respectfully looking at a woman he deems attractive.
I-.. what do I do!? I just saw HER and.. and .. I- I- I think I having 🌟Straight panic🌟.. help me please!
Straight Panic by eFFect7x June 3, 2021

Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
Straight panic by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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