straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

straight pride parade by Jules88 January 8, 2012

straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

straight pride parade by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

Straight Pride parade by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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