Straight Face

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

by Chaptaz July 20, 2009

Straight Face

A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.

*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"

by mrstraightface June 20, 2011

Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 08, 2007

straight face

when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.

Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital

by cqcBRO July 20, 2010

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

Straight-Face

1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness

2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation

1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"

2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"

by LaQuaisha Skeetolay March 08, 2006