Story Fuck

When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.

I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.

by NelsonM August 10, 2005

Fuck Story

1.fallen on hard times.

2.see:screwed over

"I don't want to bore you with the details, but lately my life has been a real fuck story."

by mark sauerhoefer July 1, 2005

12 Story Face Fuck

A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.

"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."

by Lowrider June 2, 2003

Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story

Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you

by Azxaesz February 24, 2020

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024