Story Fuck

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When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.

I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.

Story Fuck by NelsonM August 10, 2005

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Fuck Story

1.fallen on hard times.

2.see:screwed over

"I don't want to bore you with the details, but lately my life has been a real fuck story."

Fuck Story by mark sauerhoefer July 1, 2005

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12 Story Face Fuck

A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.

"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."

12 Story Face Fuck by Lowrider June 2, 2003

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Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

Chinese Fuck Story by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

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Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story

Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you

Fuck Love Story by Azxaesz February 24, 2020

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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

Sex Story FUCKING by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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