Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024